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13th Dec and....

Postby greenwoo » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:34 am

wow, no threads about 'fooking Xmas'.....

best put that right.
Fooking Xmas...
poxy xmas songs on the radio morn, noon night

restaurants over booked and under delivering ' sorry Sir, but we have a big party in of 28' just turned up as a surprise did they, you didn't think to stagger other diners.

Local Mayor on overtime to switch on every pathetic 'display' , FFS one of the local train stations had a Grand switching on.....irony there

Buying just about any clothing item knowing that in 2 weeks it'll be 20% cheaper.
(lets have xmas after xmas, that'll fook 'em)

Kids over the age of 13 not knowing what they want, parents not knowing what to buy the kids - 'here have another laptop' - 'but i got one last year'

Couples moaning that they don't know what to buy their other half....ball gag being the thing that i have to refrain from saying each time a mate bemoans the fact that he doesnt know what to get his Mrs.

Supermarkets that have invested millions in state of the art Data Analytics, but haven't worked out that opening all the fooking tills at this time of year would be a good move.

Inconsiderate wives who kindly say; We're seeing 's' on Xmas eve, we're having 't' round xmas day, boxing day i thought we'd go to 'u', then N.Yrs eve we should go to 'v', N/Yrs day we'll be too tired to do much....FFS, its supposed to be a break.

Spot On. ( nsfw )
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nsfw - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU85slFVskA

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Re: 13th Dec and....

Postby DJ. » Fri Dec 13, 2019 1:45 pm

Come on, I know you love Christmas really :D

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Re: 13th Dec and....

Postby b33fy » Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:37 pm

What’s a ball gag?..
Power.. small nail, fast hammer, Torque.. small nail, big hammer.. I got a big hammer :P

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Re: 13th Dec and....

Postby b33fy » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:09 pm

b33fy wrote:What’s a ball gag?..


It’s ok, found it.. same as a large anal bead..
Power.. small nail, fast hammer, Torque.. small nail, big hammer.. I got a big hammer :P

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Re: 13th Dec and....

Postby Nash » Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:06 pm

b33fy wrote:
b33fy wrote:What’s a ball gag?..


It’s ok, found it.. same as a large anal bead..


But for christ's sake don't get the 2 mixed up....... again Mike
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Re: 13th Dec and....

Postby Wingco » Sat Dec 14, 2019 1:39 pm

Anyway Mark Happy Christmas !!
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Re: 13th Dec and....

Postby Tony C » Sat Dec 14, 2019 9:09 pm

Mark, You beat me to it, fooking Christmas :lol:
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