Free sofa bed

[Contaminated]

I have a sofa bed going if anyone wants it. Free to anyone here if you can pick it up in the next few days, or it's going on the bay.

It's one of those proper folding metal ones rather than a futon. It's a kind of blue/cream floral pattern - but also has a pink cover if James is interested and I've not checked for loose coins or kabab meat in case Neil wants it!

Located in Maidstone, Kent

Dan

[Nash]

oh hark at her

I'll have you know I've never bought a kebab........... I've only ever rented them

and I bet there's no coins down the back of the sofa mate as I heard the last time you dropped a coin it hit you on the back of your neck

don't need a sofa mate but thanks for asking.

.............Neil

[daxmatt]

thought he would have kept it for the spare room,he must have a soft carpet

[Contaminated]

thought he would have kept it for the spare room,he must have a soft carpet

Don't think I've not had that thought!

[James]

i have me own sofa bed plus do you really think i would have your castoff's ?? i mean seriously look at the shoes you buy what would you have got up to on that!!!! my cats would be sniffing it for weeks!

[Contaminated]

Too many gags, not enough time

[Ben_Copeland]

If you've ever slept on it...? i'd suggest an incinerator

[Contaminated]

Not sure it's ever been slept on as such, but it did feature in a scene Ron Jeremy would be proud of once (in my view at least). Other than that it's been used only for watching films in the back room (not ones that feature Ron).

[Ben_Copeland]

Ewwwwwwww that's a horrible thought ...... Incinerator might not be enough in that case!

[Nash]

for gods sake don't put a naked flame near it.