Things you can say about your car but not the Missus

[Crunchie Gears]

I have next week off so I am not going anywhere near this thread

[Phil N]

All my mates have had a go of her

[scotty]

I like spending time with it at weekends

[Hammy]

:lol:

I have next week off so I am not going anywhere near this thread

[Hammy]

'She fires up whenever i hit the button'

'bloody thing dripped all over the floor, think i may have over filled her'

'once you're firmly in the seat you can reach all the controls'

'she's a right guzzler'

'a good buff and she'll look 10 years younger'

'i had her sideways this morning, bum out she was all over the place'

'cosmetically she's fine, but underneath there's a bit of rot'

' i had her tarted up, what'd do you think ?'

'The Polish guys at the car wash did her inside and out'

Jeeeeez I just spat my tea out

[b33fy]

She's a keeper..

[steve m]

My car has a better body

[CRAIGR]

There's not much room with two of us in her and she doesn't go quite as well.

[davro]

Two up is preferable makes her feel more balanced ...